Email is a Zombie

I left my office tonight, grateful to have just barely escaped from the unceasing onslaught that is my email inbox. And as I stood — dazed and blinking into the late winter sun of the parking lot — I realized something.

Email is a zombie.

  • You can knock it off one by one, but it just keeps coming.
  • You can’t kill it. You can only hope to contain it.
  • All it wants to do is eat your brains.
  • It’s been dead for two years; it just doesn’t know it yet.

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