Thanksgiving jelly
Ruby-red ring-rimmed relish
Who needs a turkey?
Fresh from your tin can
Your thin, round slices shimmer
In your crystal dish.
Tangy solid sauce –
You are no mere condiment.
Eat you with a spoon.
PS — Check out this cool photostream for more images of food that takes the shape of its container.
–lori
I know it’s sorta beyond schadenfreude at this point, but this is just too good.
With over two million views on YouTube so far, the odds are good that you’ve seen this already. But just in case you haven’t, it’s worth a look.
I don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that former veep candidate Sarah Palin was filmed [...]
Can’t find the snow brush
So Visa card scrapes the ice
Where’d I leave my gloves?
Bright white window glow
Wakens me early today
Snow sounds like quiet
Goodbye, autumn crunch
Crunch, crisp, rake, sweep — goodbye
Hello, winter slush
–lori
* “Haisku” pluralization courtesy of Fishsuit
Salon has a nice piece today whereby reporters, commentators, and academics were asked the question “What does Obama’s victory mean?” and then asked to confine their answer to a single sentence that begins with the same two words: “It means …”
I have a couple of favorites (It means the world is ready to follow if America [...]
The General Tso’s chicken is at the door, the wine is being poured, the pajamas are on, and in the Goddess Attic Election Center, we’re in for a hell of a night.
6:20: Watching CNN unveil their new Super-Holograph-o-Vision election technology. It appears that the rotating Capitol Building floating over Campbell Brown’s desk is frozen. Much [...]
10. To be a part of history. Just think: the first Muslim Marxist terrorist president!
9. He’s brand spanking new! Like an Android-powered G1.
8. He still talks about global warming and energy policy without resorting to chanting.
7. Two words: President Palin.
6. Because hope is audacious, and possibly contagious.
5. He’s made of kittens and smells [...]
In March of 2006, Delaware senator Joe Biden became the first to announce his candidacy for President of the United States. It would be another 20 months before a single vote was cast, and by the time of the Iowa caucuses, 16 people would be running for the office from the two major parties. On Tuesday, there will be [...]
It was a lot quieter at the house this year, which is odd because the weather was tailor made for trick-or-treating. Our house doesn’t get much Halloween love to begin with, being located uphill from the main drag and across the street from a hospital. Oh well, more miniature Clark bars for me I guess.
Princesses [...]
